But I haven’t the right to remain silent.
Apparently, whenever I hang out with Kris, some story gets misinterpreted or elaborated upon and he tells it to Steffany (mutual friend and his neighbor). Then I get really strange befuddled text messages from her, like “did you have sex with Jacob????” No, I did not, I am a virgin. I haven’t seen him for more than a week, anyway. Not like I would bang him, even if I could. That would just be awkward.
Last time we hung out, he told her I tried to kiss him, which is a gross exaggeration. Yes, there was an almost-kiss moment, but neither of us attempted anything.
Really I’m just getting tired of explaining to her what actually happened. I’m not a suspect, after all. I shouldn’t have to be interrogated about stuff.
And Jacob still hasn’t called or text-messaged me. I’m getting really pissed.
